nolite te bastardes carborundorum

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

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Forget ‘sexy nurse’ or superhero — once upon a time, Halloween costumes were genuinely terrifying.

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ven0moth:

no iphone

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What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?

For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

Realist shit you’ll ever read.

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shewbs:

blutunez:

JESUS

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emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

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arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

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Nick Knight took large scale floral photography and exposed the prints to heat and water during the printing process which resulted in these painting/photograph hybrids

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efimeras:

Theatre for one / Christine Jones + LOT-EK

This is a theater for one actor and one audience member. Inspired by small one-to-one spaces - such as the confessional or the sex peep-booth - Theater for One explores the intense emotion of live theater through the direct and intimate one-to-one interaction of actor and audience. It uses the ‘road-box’ technology to configure a system where connected and detachable units form the theater black box, allowing for continuous transformability, interchangeability and expansion.

Se trata de un teatro para un actor y una persona como público. Inspirado por los pequeños espacios de ‘uno a uno’ - como los confesionarios o los stands de peep-show - Theater for one explora la intensa emoción del teatro en vivo a través de una interacción directa e íntima del actor y la audiencia. Se utiliza la tecnología de la “caja móvil” para configurar un sistema en el que las unidades conectadas y desmontables forman la caja negra del teatro, lo que permite la transformabilidad continua, la intercambiabilidad y la expansión.

Título de Postgrado en Instalaciones Efímeras

Mas información en: www.instalacionesefimeras.com

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